Well, this just figures. Once again, the slave of the world has to make all the posts in this series. I may have to resubmit my request for $80,000...or else I am outta here...and you know the rest. Anyway, you know the deal. What are some of my better quips, quotes, and the like? I know I have spewed a lot of inane blather over the years, but I have come up with at least one or two good lines in that time.
So, fire away at me. And, "a belt?!!!" doesn't count, only because I already took it.
Coming soon...we'll go into our offspring. I can think of a bunch for Maria off the top of my head.