Maria would be happy to sing "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star" to you; well, at least the parts that she remembers. Here it is:
Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
It tastes like beans and bacon
My mother makes it fresh
I have a head, it ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy
P.U.! What's that horrible smell?
That's all she can remember. Hope that your birthday is memorable, too!